You cant fine me for listing to my wife # Funny

Unexpected Lottery ! # Funny Joke

Unexpected Lottery !

My neighbor’s wife texted me,
“I am new on whatsapp..
Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…?”

I replied : ‘I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

She replied : ‘ No problem. Pls tell me later… Love you too…

😜😅😂😂😍😍

I came home from work # LOL

I came home from work
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.

Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper 📄

English. 17 /100
Hindi. 35/100
Maths. 40 /100
Physics 37/100
Chemistry 42/100

I lost my temper
😤😤😤😡😡😡

Bloody idiot, Duffer, Ullu da pattha, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?
😡😡😡

Wife said…ek min suno toh

I told her
“Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!”

Wife said…oh ho..sun toh lo

I said
“Kya sun lo. Reh kya gaya sun ne ke liye. Khandaan ki naak kat gayi. No one in our family has performed so badly ever.”

Son said…
“Papa i was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your marksheet.”

Me..😕🙁☹😣😖

 

Son…😐

Wife..😏

 

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