20 Short cool and funny quotations

The one who says “an empty mind is a devil’s workshop” is completely wrong. And I am going to proof that today by sharing these seriously-funny quotes. Undoubtedly these all are creation of an empty minds only..

Had no work in the office today and on top of that its raining contentiously outside. Many of colleagues (actually all except me) are working from home today. Had no choice other than killing time on mobile and then I got a funny quote from my friend over whatsapp. I though it would be injustice to read and lough alone myself, so then I thought to share these nice collections of really short, cool and funny quotations.. hope you will enjoy them… you can too share some of your favorite quotes at the end of the post… so are you excited!!

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If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away from them, and you’ll have their shoes.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

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Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

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If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

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My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

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I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

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Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.

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I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’

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My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.